With Rice Stuck to my Butt...
She woke up happy this morning, I should have known I’d have wet sheets; why else would she be up so early? As she stood there dancing around, chirping like an early morning bird, I gathered wet bedding happy for the joy in her voice. The more I dug at the sheets, the more I realized the severity of the watering. As she turned around I saw the dark outline reaching up to her middle back; “crap” I muttered out loud. I knew the battle I was in for – a wet sweatshirt, vest, camisole and jeans meant this morning would turn into an epic battle. I struggled to get her to surrender the ever-present denim vest and hooded sweatshirt, peeling them off with her fighting with every ounce of resistance she could offer. Pulling that sweatshirt off in her mind is like flaying skin and sometimes I wonder if it hasn’t been on so long that it’s actually attached to her. I managed to get them all off and summarily marched her to the shower. O...